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hump / hairpiece
- So does he have a hump and a hairpiece?
chalk
- Does he eat chalk?
naked
- I realize I'm totally naked.
stuff
- Carol moved her stuff out today.
cleanse / aura
- A: Stop cleansing my aura.
- B: Fine, be murky.
lesbian
- You never knew she was a lesbian?
fixate
- Why does everyone keep fixating on that?
hysterical
- So that hysterical phone call from a woman sobbing ... at three a.m. "I'll never have grandchildren," was what?
bridesmaid
- So you want to tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?
turn on / gravy boat
- All of a sudden, I realized I was more turned on by this gravy boat than Barry.
freak out
- And then I got really freaked out,and it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head.
metaphor
- It's a metaphor, Daddy!
horrible
- Please don't do that again. It's a horrible sound.
eyelash
- I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.
bracket
- A: What's this?
- B: I would have to say that is an L-shaped bracket.
- A: Which goes where?
- B: I have no idea.
divorce
- I'm only 26, and I'm divorced.
smash
- I'm glad you smashed her watch.
buy stuff
- A: So, like, you guys all have jobs?
- B: Yeah, we all have jobs. That's how we buy stuff.
wedding dress
- Want a wedding dress? Hardly used.
- A: Why would anybody do something like that?
- B: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than: "To get you into bed."
upbeat
- You're surprisingly upbeat.
crash on the couch
- Are you going to crash on the couch?
a crush on
- Back in high school, I had a major crush on you.
- A: Would anybody like more coffee?
- B: Did you make it, or you just serving it?
- A: I'm just serving it.
- B: I'll have a cup of coffee.
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